I'm stuck on the $500 a month......you can't get anything for $500 a month. Not even in the projects here in Indiana. Certainly not anything with land. You can't get the lot rent for a mobile home for $500. You can't get any type of house rental, an apartment, just a garage rental, anything. I guess you can rent a storage space, but you can't live in that. Indiana is 63% farmland. Seriously. Corn mostly. But no farmer is going to give the delusional chick an acre or two with a house and barn by a lake for $500 a month ....more like $5000 a month. Sheesh.