/u/Alzululu on ‘I asked for magnums.’

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Haha well in his (and your) defense, I had seen more erect penises in person than he had, considering that number for him was one. I thought it was cute that he didn't realize his size (which was also a girth situation). I do agree magnums are super smelly - my current guy and I used skyn condoms and I wish I had them introduced to me much earlier in life. 10/10 would absolutely recommend them over any other brand I've tried. They're thin and they don't have that super gross plastic lubey smell to them and oily feel.