/u/mattilulu on I spilt two beers (that your team had to clean up), so I deserve a free beer.

Wait 5 sec.

Oh I’m sorry, was it the bartender’s puppy he brought to a brewery??? No. No, it was not. It’s your puppy, you’re the puppy parent, with the responsibility of keeping the puppy safe (like at home, with its less than fully developed immune system). And the puppy isn’t 21 years old anyway!! Cheers!, you dumbass.