Low frequency trading (LFT) vs HFTSPDR S&P 500 ETF TRUSTBATS:SPYprotarderHey fellow tarders and financial mojol, I've got some insider info that's going to blow your minds! 🤯 According to my top-secret sources (aka my pet parrot who squawks numbers at me), low-frequency trading algorithms have finally figured out the true fair price of the S&P 500. Drumroll, please... It's $550! That's right, folks, all those high-frequency trading bots are currently aiming for this magical number as we speak. But wait, there's more! The next step in this thrilling financial adventure involves radiowaving all the way down to $400. Yes, you heard it here first. We're talking about some serious next-level trading strategies that involve actual radio waves. Who needs fiber optics when you've got good old-fashioned radio, right? So, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. The market's about to take a trip back to the good old days when $550 was the dream and $400 was just a stone's throw away. Happy trading, and remember, if your broker gives you weird looks, just tell them you're tuning into the market's frequency! 📡💸