I grilled some amazing burgers for a few friends/relatives. One of my nephews brought a new gf. When I’d plated a bunch of burgers and took them around to everyone, the new gf said she’d prefer the vegan option. I took her burger away and brought her just a plain bun. Turns out it was a brioche bun which isn’t vegan. Nephew broke up with her later that night. He and his wife tell the story about how I am responsible for their marriage.