/u/AlphaPup3 on I've officially dropped out of the bridal party. I'm a size 12 with no plans on dropping to a size 8 by December.

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Always amazing to me how some people spend months or even years planning a party that lasts a few hours often times going tens of thousands of dollars in debt. Not to mention all the money and effort others go through to appease the Bridezilla. Great way to start a new life together. Most bepuzzling to me is how almost NO ONE ever plans for their MARRIAGE or future. Where are they going to live. How many crotch goblin spawns if any? What are their seggsual needs/expectations, FINANCES, basic operational rules on intrusive In-Laws, etc. You'd think if you're going to spend the rest of your corporeal life with someone (possibly decades), you'd discuss such matters. Not only is it important logistically, but also an excellent test of their ability to compromise. Many marriages end in divorce when they later find out one is a religious fanatic, and the other atheist. One wants kids while the other prefers to have happiness, joy, peace, a clean undamaged home, get to keep their disposable income, etc. Nothing wrong with having a special day, but some Bridezillas are downright TERRIFYING!!!