BOSTON—In a new study conducted to examine the effects of high-octane vehicles on getting her back once and for all, researchers have concluded that revving the engine of a Corvette convertible outside your ex-girlfriend’s office is the best way to show her what she’s missing. “According to our data, the efficacy of pulling up to the parking lot of her office plaza in your sweet-ass ride is nearly unmatched in terms of convincing her to get back together, and when you incorporate the act of gunning the engine until a huge cloud of exhaust pours out of the tailpipe, those results nearly triple,” lead researcher Tanya Kramer told reporters Thursday, explaining that the study also found a strong correlation between blasting AC/DC’s “T.N.T.” from the car’s killer speakers and your ex-girlfriend finally seeing the error of her ways. “When presented with the sight of a misunderstood bad boy doing donuts in the parking lot right outside their workplace, nine out of 10 of participants reacted with total awe and intense sexual arousal that left them pining after the relationship they once had.” Researchers added that these results were only obtained in cases where drivers left their tinted windows rolled up to conceal their tears.The post Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing appeared first on The Onion.