/u/Responsible_Craft846 on Seagull wants any food but not veggie straws

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I feed my local squirrels unsalted shelled peanuts every morning. One morning, the ration was a bit “light” as I ran out of peanuts. One of the squirrels jumped onto the window A/C unit, banged on the window with his little paw, and started giving me a lot of sass about the skimpy breakfast.