"Light housekeeping" means all the cleaning, every day, to insanely high standards, including cleaning up after every meal, doing all the laundry, plus cleaning up after the animals. "Help with meals" means you're doing all the shopping, prep work, and actual cooking. "Private room with shared family space" means you get a tiny bedroom but share a bathroom with the kids. "Boy chaos" means completely undisciplined kids who've never been told no, and act like rabid wildebeests.