/u/No-Hovercraft-455 on You will gain exposure at the wedding

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I don't even see what sense does it make. It's not like they are going to be working hard outdoor jobs barefoot and raising seven God fearing children while giving each other heartfelt handmade gifts and braiding each others hair. What's the point of throwing a wedding that has nothing to do with you when whole point of the party is celebrating your union.