Did your cousin think a baby can take direction like an adult actor? "I know I asked for joyful because I felt my mouth move and heard the words leave my face *looks at the camera* but you're look like you heard bells on Christmas eve, came downstairs expecting to see Santa but instead found your father being sodomized by a Morris Dancer. Shall we try again or replace you with a 4-thumbed cross-eyed AI demon child? OK, whose taken my oat-milk latte? This keeps happening and it's not accidental, it can't be because it's got MY FUCKING NAME ON IT!"