/u/seanerd95 on Give me $25K+ to be a mermaid in my own private pool w/ frosted skylights & porcelain walls & floors for my bro’s double wide. I spend all day in bed, playing on my phone & listening to YouTube until my bro comes home from work to play gam

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I am miserable, we are all miserable, why the fuck would I fund a stranger's joy?