(10 yr old) Bronzebitch: Gets caught at the cookie jar by her mom in the middle of the night Mother: What did i tell you about eating cookies this late? Bronzebitch: DON'T YOU ASSUME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING!!! I COULDA BEEN DOWN HERE CHECKIN' THE COOKIES WERE STILL THERE THAT MY BROTHER DIDN'T EAT THEM. COULDA BEEN OVER HERE TRYIN' TO FILL THE JAR UP FOR YOU FOR TOMORROW TO BE A GOOD DAUGHTER TRYIN' TO RAISE UP HER MAMA AND CELEBRATE HER BY TAKIN' A LIL OFF HER PLATE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY I WAS HERE!!! DON'T ASSUME SHIT!!!