$100 a month interest-free (you know that’s what he means too) is the deal my teenage daughter got from the First Bank of Grandma, to buy a Toyota that was old enough to vote. Our bold boy here is a whole-ass employed adult man, and if no one will be generous enough to just gift him any old low-mileage midrange car they just keep sitting around in perfect condition but never use, he will consider accepting the same finance terms extended by a generous relative to a sixteen-year-old girl who worked part-time at Sonic.