/u/imSWO on Need a wedding photographer today. Five hours of work. Pay? Oh, I'm hoping to keep around $150. Per hour? Oh, no. For the whole event.

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I’d take the $150 for the wedding & then hold the photos and all hostage. Then, I’d charge $3k for the photos in cash or cashier’s check, increasing $100 per hour starting 72 hrs after the wedding. Any complaints would lead to immediate deletion of all photos.