There’s two kinds of avocado toast. The first is the kind you make before going to the liquor store, buying a 32 pack of Modelos and crushing twenty or so before doing enough coke to kill a walrus, blacking out and reaching a rock bottom so low you need a diamond-tipped shovel to reach it. You sleep like shit that night and call a suicide hotline in the morning. The second is the kind you make after waking up sober 365 days in a row. You make it quietly in your kitchen without ceremony, and you don’t go to the liquor store after. Instead you make a batch of soup for the week, go on a run, watch a documentary on Hulu with your partner, read a book in bed and turn out the light. You sleep like a baby and call your parents in the morning. Things are far from perfect, but I much prefer the second kind of toast. IWNDWYT.   submitted by   /u/paxton1024 [link]   [comments]