Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn't Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes

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When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in for a magical experience. The opening title card is fantastical and mysterious, and the music is pretty good. I couldn't find an option to turn the graphics to 4K resolution, but I set that aside and got started.