Millions of LBGTQ+ Americans and allies will march, cheer, and celebrate at Pride events this weekend. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind Pride.120,000%Increase in monthly nipple tassel sales from May to June16.3 mphTop speed of Pride parade float when hunting294Moms who are trying to be supportive but wish the music was less vulgar$15Cost of a so-called “Special Pride Margarita” that tastes suspiciously like a regular margarita3Homophobic slurs weaponized, reclaimed, weaponized, then reclaimed again7Exes spotted$14.29Price of a Chick-fil-A combo meal that no one will know about if you stay in your car and eat it really fast3Pats on the back your dad gets for having a gay friendThe post Pride By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.