JD Vance has commissioned a custom chicken coop to be installed at the official Vice Presidential residence at the U.S. Naval Observatory, where he will personally attend to the birds. What do you think?“Good for him, getting a promotion.”Loretta Bader, Digestion Consultant“So there’s actually a fate worse than the processing plant.”Jay Riley, Tribute Appraiser“If he really wanted to show off his hillbilly bonafides, he’d die in a mining disaster.”Aaron Thumm, Blender SalesmanThe post JD Vance To Personally Care For Chickens At Naval Observatory appeared first on The Onion.