You wake up, momentarily confused, a little guilty, and then fully aware of what just happened in your dream. The person involved was not your partner. Or maybe it was someone you can’t even begin to explain. Welcome to a completely normal experience.Sex dreams are one of the most universal human experiences nobody talks about. According to Psychology Today, around 75% of women and 85% of men report having had an erotic dream at least once in their lives, and a 2007 study surveying more than 15,000 people found sexual content in roughly 8% of all dream reports. It’s not just you. Our brains use sex in dreams the way a novelist uses metaphor: to get at something they can’t say directly. Here are the most common scenarios, and what they probably don’t mean.Your ExThe most panic-inducing entry on the list. You had a dream about your ex, and now you’re sitting with the disturbing question of what that says about you. Probably not much. Research published in the journal Dreaming found that around 70% of women’s erotic dreams and 90% of men’s erotic dreams involve someone other than their current partner, with exes ranking among the most frequent subjects. Researchers suggest these dreams are about unresolved emotional processing. Your brain is doing paperwork. Leave it there.Your BossNobody asks for this one. It just happens, and then you have to sit across from your boss in a 9 a.m. meeting pretending you’re a normal person. Psychologists point out that authority figures appear in sex dreams because the brain uses them to work through power dynamics. The dream is about control. The person is beside the point.A Complete StrangerA nameless, faceless person you’ve never met and wouldn’t recognize in daylight. This one produces the least anxiety afterward, largely because there’s nobody to feel strange about. Researchers note that stranger-based sex dreams may reflect a desire for novelty or new experiences, sexual or otherwise. The stranger is a placeholder. What exactly the brain was reaching for when it created them is, per sleep researchers, a much harder question to answer.A FriendNo one overthinks a dream faster than this scenario. Sleep researchers say to take a deep breath and calm down. Sex with a friend reflects emotional closeness and trust, and suppressed attraction is the least supported explanation in the research. The brain picked someone it feels safe with. That’s the whole story.A CelebrityThe least complicated entry. You find this person attractive, your brain catalogs it, and sleep gives it room to run wild. Therapists don’t spend much time on this one, and neither should you.Someone Outside Your Usual AttractionThis is the one that sends people into a spiral. A sex dream involving someone outside your usual attraction doesn’t indicate anything about your orientation or identity. Research and clinical psychology are consistent on this. Dreams use imagery your waking brain wouldn’t choose. One dream doesn’t determine anything about you.The brain isn’t a reliable narrator. It’s processing, consolidating memory, and grabbing whatever imagery was available. Take what’s useful, leave the rest on the pillow, and maybe just don’t mention it at breakfast.The post The 6 Most Common Sex Dreams and What They Probably Don’t Mean appeared first on VICE.