/u/Smeats- on Need someone reliable for my remodeling business that can bring my mother flowers and clean my yard! and for the love of god own a belt and know how to use it!
"I don't need a skilled carpenter" aka I need someone who doesn't know their worth and who I can take advantage of. Pay will be based on work ethic.... Which is subjective and I'm sure this person will be very generous. 🙄