/u/bill_end on Who'd like to provide me free 24/7 "light" elder care in exchange for staying in this twenty square foot spare room?

Wait 5 sec.

Recently arranged 24hr live in care for a neighbour. £1800 per week with pretty much all the responsibilities listed in OP. They've got no chance. Either they end up with shit care for their elderly relative (at best) or someone gonna take advantage and start stealing shit out of the house and asking to borrow the ATM card