/u/thirdonebetween on Who'd like to provide me free 24/7 "light" elder care in exchange for staying in this twenty square foot spare room?

Wait 5 sec.

But surely a tiny room is worth way more than $72 an hour, especially when you consider that it comes with your new BFF? And between being there overnight and for general companionship most days, you'll have a wide open schedule for paid work and relaxation time. What a bargain!