/u/BitwiseB on Who'd like to provide me free 24/7 "light" elder care in exchange for staying in this twenty square foot spare room?

Wait 5 sec.

Responsibilities include: - being home overnight: annoying but doable, especially if this is an expensive area - general companionship most days: sure, no problem - light food prep: I guess? - occasional help with mobility: wut - hygiene: k I’m out šŸ‘Ž - light daily tasks: nope