A 3-year-old giraffe is missing after escaping a ranch in Texas two weeks ago, with search helicopters turning up nothing. What do you think?“This is why you always walk your giraffe on a leash.”Alice Beale, Cactus Farmer“She’s probably a burger by now.”Steve Frantz, Tire Inflater“Maybe they need a more specific description?”Chuck Staub, Glass DusterThe post Escaped Giraffe Unable To Be Located appeared first on The Onion.