WASHINGTON—Expressing delight at the complete humiliation of their political opponents, White House officials on Monday gleefully mocked the paltry attendance at Democrats’ Great American State Fair. “To no one’s surprise, the Democrats and their socialist allies botched America’s 250th anniversary with a so-called celebration that absolutely no one showed up for,” said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, adding that it must have been mortifying for Democratic luminaries such as Nancy Pelosi and Zohran Mamdani to hype the event for months only to have a full line-up of ’80s has-beens back out of performing. “I mean, did you see all those empty booths? And the stalled Ferris wheel and the ice cream melting from power outages? You’d think the deep state would be a bit more organized, but then again with Sleepy Joe at the controls, what do you expect? I do give them credit for one thing, though: We’re all talking about this disaster instead of the Epstein files, which, come to think of it, is probably what Democrats wanted all along.” Leavitt added that things will be different if America rises up and puts a Republican in the Oval Office in 2028.The post White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair appeared first on The Onion.