Guy Who Goes To Bar Every Day At 10 A.M. Must Be Huge Soccer Fan

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PITTSBURGH—Noting that the man could often be seen waiting outside O’Malley’s Tap with his hands shaking in anticipation before the doors even opened, sources confirmed Thursday that local 54-year-old Brian Munson, who goes to the bar every day at 10 a.m., must be a huge soccer fan. “You can just tell he lives and breathes the sport, because the second those morning matches come on, he’s already right there in his usual seat, downing pint after pint just like they do in Europe,” said bartender Kevin Lacey, adding that Munson’s love for the sport was so intense he often seemed physically unable to go a single morning without it, always showing up to watch whatever matches were on, regardless of whether he was a fan of the clubs playing. “Most American fans only care about soccer every four years, but Brian is the real deal. He’ll come in on a Tuesday morning and just bask in the glow of the TVs for hours on end while nursing his beers. He gets so invested that sometimes he’ll just sit there and quietly weep to himself, presumably because his favorite club lost. The guy’s a real soccerholic.” Lacey added that Munson typically stayed at the bar long after the matches had ended, because for true fans like him, soccer was more than just watching games—it was a whole way of life.The post Guy Who Goes To Bar Every Day At 10 A.M. Must Be Huge Soccer Fan appeared first on The Onion.