WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters. “In their abundant wisdom, the authors of the Constitution methodically laid out the exact biological sex requirements necessary to sustain the nation’s developmental youth volleyball squads,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in the majority opinion, adding that while the clauses about golf and gymnastics left some room for interpretation, the language surrounding net sports was quite clear. “In [James] Madison’s early letters to colonial-era volleyball coaches, he outlined several offensive and defensive plays that would only work for teams composed entirely of cisgender players. Moreover, in the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson listed the inclusion of male-at-birth athletes participating in women’s sports as one of the colonies’ chief grievances against King George III.” Roberts also noted that the founders dedicated all of Article VIII of the Constitution to describing effective setting and passing drills.The post Supreme Court Trans Sports Ruling Adopts Originalist Vision For JV Volleyball Rosters appeared first on The Onion.