/u/Disthebeat on Please come work on our farm one day a week and pay rent + utilities but we won’t pay you for your time. Oh, and watch our animals when we want to take a vacation. Did I mention you won’t get paid?

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.....just as they were beginning, he looked down and it started to dawn on him that he'd just had a Lorena Bobbitt job done. He flew out of bed running around the room screaming "WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT?!?!?" It was a real mess. See the farmer had razor blades inserted....well, you know the rest. Moral of the story? Keep the fuck away from the farmers daughter. Literally. 🫩