American politics is often described as a circus, but over on the other side of the Atlantic in the United Kingdom, things can get pretty weird, too. Enter Count Binface, an “intergalactic space warrior” who bills himself as the leader of the Recyclons from the planet Sigma IX, claims to be over 5,900 years old, and may well soon be an elected official. Count Binface has been a bizarre fixture in British politics for years, appearing at high-profile elections with a bizarre set of policies and an eye-catching outfit. However, the Count has never been anywhere near a serious contender, did manage to come 11th in the 2024 London mayoral election with 24,000 votes. Now that may change. Prominent right-wing politician and Donald Trump associate Nigel Farage has been under pressure over a series of large and allegedly illegal donations. Farage is now under investigation by the Parliamentary Commissioner of Standards and has been reported to the National Crime Agency. This has resulted in (as per The Guardian) more than half of all voters regarding him as “very sleazy”, and even 40% of members of his own party, Reform UK, now see him as “sleazy”. “It’s time to take the rubbish out” On my way, Clacton. pic.twitter.com/R4pgCJu0T0— Count Binface (@CountBinface) July 7, 2026 Faced with this, Farage dramatically resigned earlier this week, triggering an election for the town of Clacton in which he will stand for re-election. Britain’s core political parties derided this as a political stunt and confirmed they won’t contest this election. So, with no major parties standing in opposition, this leaves Count Binface as Farage’s main opponent. As Britain’s Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, explained, “It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if [Farage] wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won’t stop him.” As Count Binface is now a serious political contender, he is making the interview rounds, leading to the spectacle of “serious” journalists interviewing him: BBC: “Why would an intergalactic space warrior want to stand as an MP in Clacton?”Count Binface: “Why not?” pic.twitter.com/0Mb0LzVJjn— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 8, 2026 WATCH: Count Binface responds to the BBC unmasking him live on Newsnight pic.twitter.com/Q7T27sYHry— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) July 8, 2026 If Count Binface does triumph over Farage, the British political system is put in a strange position. Count Binface will have the mandate of the people of Clacton and (at least theoretically) will attend Parliament in his full regalia to advocate for the town. Count Binface’s rise to power has also led to the conclusion that Farage’s resignation has backfired. It’s believed he wanted an election in which he could portray himself as a rebel fighting against the British establishment, but now he’s stuck trying to battle an intergalactic warlord whose policies include forcing cyclists who run red lights to ride unicycles as punishment, that he be Britain’s entry at Eurovision 2027, and the goal of building “at least one affordable house”. Elsewhere in the United Kingdom, a jogger who pushed a woman in front of a bus was finally identified after lying low for 9 years, and there was drama at a zoo as a 3-year-old was reportedly tossed into a crocodile enclosure.