/u/mrcushtie on I know it says no judgement, and I’m trying but…

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How about you pay off my mortgage... for charity! (No, I'm serious, for every $1000 you pay of my principal, I'll donate 10c to Kars For Kids. In August I'll do a double match, so for every $2000 you pay, I'll donate 20c!) /s