Tech giant Meta continues to push its AI smart glasses, including with a new ad campaign featuring Kylie Jenner. Here are all the features of the wearable device:Hands-free doxxing70+ styles to suit everyone from laid-back perverts to active predatorsAuto-Stare mode to stare at things for youAI therapy chat for parsing what drove you to buy thisCertain beating every time wearer says “Hey, Meta” in publicHourly giraffe factsIdentifies ugliest friend and replaces face with today’s DraftKings betting picks More than enough battery life to last until you’re thrown out of Lululemon women’s sectionAdministers small shock every time user looks away from targeted advertisementsEasily fits in any garbage canThe post All The Features Of Meta’s AI Glasses appeared first on The Onion.