/u/confusinglylarge on OOP wants someone to cosign their $65K+ loan from grad school for the generous amount of $1K. Cosigner must have good credit to be approved, be financially illiterate, have the word sucker tattooed on his head & have $ to burn. It’s

Wait 5 sec.

Well, she told him the same spiel - "anyone can do me for details" - and he backed away wordlessly, like Homer Simpson in the hedges.