TL;DR: A Déjà-Vu?AI adoption seems to be scaling: 37% of respondents in McKinsey’s 2026 survey report an EBIT effect from AI, and Gartner finds that 22% of organizations have scaled it across business units. Now, Agile practitioners have seen this combination before, as AI transformations and Agile transformations rhyme. Five classic failure patterns from Agile transformation adventures are back under new names: mandates from above, licenses mistaken for training, greenfield showcases, parachuted consultants, and promised payroll savings dressed up as strategy. They share one condition: organizations make AI decisions at organizational scale without leaving inspectable evidence at the workflow level in the trenches. And for good measure, let us throw in ignoring culture and excluding most of the organization’s people in the process.