/u/justmedownsouth on OOP wants someone to cosign their $65K+ loan from grad school for the generous amount of $1K. Cosigner must have good credit to be approved, be financially illiterate, have the word sucker tattooed on his head & have $ to burn. It’s

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It's my personal record! I got 8 downvotes for replying "huh?". I meant this as WTF, OP makes zero sense... No worries, though. Differing opinions keep things interesting, and open us all up to considering other points of view!