/u/FeistyChickadee on OOP wants someone to cosign their $65K+ loan from grad school for the generous amount of $1K. Cosigner must have good credit to be approved, be financially illiterate, have the word sucker tattooed on his head & have $ to burn. It’s

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This just confuses me even more. She has job offers but won't take them because she wants to go to school RIGHT NOW to... get a job she doesn't have yet?