/u/Terpy_McDabblet on OOP wants someone to cosign their $65K+ loan from grad school for the generous amount of $1K. Cosigner must have good credit to be approved, be financially illiterate, have the word sucker tattooed on his head & have $ to burn. It’s

Wait 5 sec.

"but, but... This dependa said she loves me forever sarge, fuck you!"