/u/hitemlow on OOP wants someone to cosign their $65K+ loan from grad school for the generous amount of $1K. Cosigner must have good credit to be approved, be financially illiterate, have the word sucker tattooed on his head & have $ to burn. It’s free $!

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But you could get a Kohl's or Home Depot credit card at the register, buy a nice funeral outfit, a spool of rope, and then go max the cards out on whatever in little more than an afternoon.