Well yeah! She cant afford it yet because she is storing all of these TONS of free shit she finds in storage! That storage is expensive... However! if you give her $1000, THEN she can. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Plus... you can get store credit! Yes, not much, and the 2 links looked like over priced shit but...store credit! 🤣 (/s, just in case 🤗 but good lawd that is a fantastically funny ask) Edit: grammatical typos 😐🙄