LE MARS, IA—As she spoke of how excited she was to take a break from her White House duties and spend some time getting back to her Midwestern roots, first lady Melania Trump dropped her accent Friday while visiting her parents in her Iowa hometown, sources confirmed.Trump, who currently resides in Washington, D.C., appeared elated as she exited her motorcade and greeted her family outside her modest childhood home in Le Mars, IA. Despite not having returned since marrying her husband in 2005, Trump was quick to assure her relatives that while she “may be the first lady or whatnot,” she was “still just Mel, gosh darn it.”“That’s Melanie Anne, our city slicker,” said her father, Lyle Delbert, a retired salesman who worked for 30 years at a used car dealership outside Sioux City. “I’ll tell you what. You may be some big shot in D.C., but you’ll always be our baby girl. Now come over here and tell us about all the exciting stuff you do every day as—what do you do again? You’re some kinda FLOTUS, is that right?”“How ’bout you kick off those fancy shoes and watch the Cyclones with your old man?” her father added before kissing Trump on the cheek, settling back into his recliner, and taking a large swig from a can of Keystone Light. “Or are you too good for that now, huh?”Several reports confirmed the 56-year-old Trump wasted no time settling back into the small town of her upbringing. After releasing her security detail with a stern, Slavic-accented “You leave now,” she immediately changed out of her Christian Dior pantsuit, threw on an Iowa State sweatshirt, and proceeded to yell at the televised football game as loudly as her uncles, cousins, and 17-year-old brother.Those close to the first lady said she laughed as she went through old photos and recalled growing up as a “little chubster” who would eat a scoop of mayonnaise straight out of a jar. Then one day she started wearing makeup, quit raising and showing pigs with her 4-H club, made the cheer squad, got a perm, and, before long, found herself crowned Miss Junior Le Mars 1987.Family members told reporters Melanie Anne was “always the kind of girl you’d expect to hit the jackpot” when it came to finding a husband. So they were surprised when she decided to marry a New Yorker and settle down in a place where there were no Menards, her friends were all “fancy-pants types,” and the food didn’t taste anywhere near as good as the dishes cooked by her ma, who everyone agreed made the best chili, pork tenderloin sandwiches, and Snickers salad in all of Plymouth County.“That Mel, she’s always been a bit of an odd duck,” said Trump’s mother, Tammy Delbert, who added that the “Melania” she saw on TV was nothing like her “angelic little Melanie Anne.” “She had this high school sweetheart, Brett. Oh, we loved Brett! Still have him over for dinner sometimes. He’s a real successful State Farm agent, wrote us the policy on our Buick. Anyway, we all assumed they’d get hitched, buy a house, and start popping out babies. But then she moved to the city, and pretty soon we couldn’t stop hearing about this ‘Don’ fella.”“Shame old Donnie couldn’t make it,” the homemaker added as she turned to her daughter. “My, you look skinny. Is he feeding you over there?”According to sources, Trump complained at length about her husband, claiming he’d never fixed a sink or milked a cow, was always watching “the news and such,” and had never once thrown a football or gone ice fishing with their son, a young man who still lived at home and only cared about his “gosh darn computer.”At multiple points during dinner, Trump could be heard muttering “oh, for Pete’s sake” and looking at her phone before leaving the room to take a call in a thick accent that relatives agreed they had not heard previously in western Iowa. Upon her return, she reportedly let out a huff and told her family, “Ugh, that husband of mine is driving me up the wall again.”“Jeezum Pete! Looks like I’ve gotta go,” said Trump, who sighed, went to her childhood bedroom, and packed her suitcase after removing several fall-themed knickknacks from TJ Maxx her mother had hidden inside it. “Some kind of national emergency or somethin’. Donald can be such a ding-dong. Always with the drama.”“Anywho, if anyone asks ya about a full-scale ground invasion of Iran or thousands more civilian casualties, you didn’t hear it from me,” Trump continued. “For cripes’ sake, what a mess.”At press time, sources reported that Trump rushed out the door and said, “Ma, I gotta go, Secret Service is waiting,” telling her mother she absolutely could not take a Cool Whip tub full of leftover potato salad back to Washington with her. The post Melania Trump Drops Accent While Visiting Parents In Iowa Hometown appeared first on The Onion.