I was helping a coworker put a Foley in an elderly patient, and as soon as I had gotten sterile and opened her legs, leaned forward to start putting the Foley in and she farted so loud I could barely keep it together, my coworker is dying laughing, but is out of sight of the patient. My patient then said, “Oops, sweetie, I let out a little coot toot” she queefed in my face. I had no words and NEVER lived it down.   submitted by   /u/Responsible-Gap7427 [link]   [comments]