/u/Celistar99 on Guy decided to take months long vacay to S. America relying on his SS. He lost his SS so he needs $ for a plane ticket home, food & ubers. When back in the US he needs $ for storage, housing & food while he waits for his SS to be reinstat

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Even better since there's no way this is going to "blow up" and generate any actual money considering he caused all his problems due to his own actions and is being an asshole to anyone who says or does anything other than immediately send him money.