Whether shorts are office-appropriate attire has ignited an online debate. The Onion examines the pros and cons of wearing shorts in the office.PRONew scapegoat for bad quarterGood to have full range of movement while sitting stationary for eight hoursA well-aired cog is a productive cogReady to attend barbecue at a moment’s noticeMakes it easy to keep track of who won’t be promoted You only have one pair of pantsCONWedding vows specifically promised ankles for spouse’s enjoyment onlyMay encourage slacking, if not outright lollygaggingExposes vulnerable back of knee to attacksDeath knell for formal kiltsCasual atmosphere immediately triggers all-staff fuckfestYou still work in marketingThe post Pros And Cons Of Wearing Shorts In The Office appeared first on The Onion.