I am not, by any stretch of the imagination, a morning person.I suspect (hope?) I’m not alone in this. Perhaps you’re a college student who signed up for that 8 a.m. French class believing you could brave the early hour only to find out vous ne pouvez pas. Or maybe you’re a sleep-deprived parent who’s scrambling to get three kids in the car right now before they’re all late for school (again).Or maybe, like me, your circadian rhythm is just so out of sync with the Earth’s rotation that you find yourself rolling out of bed at the last possible second, breakfast and coffee forgone for a few precious minutes of extra sleep.I see you. I understand you. I am you.But as stressed and behind schedule as you may be (or as much as you plain don’t feel like it), your brain needs calories in the morning to function. Thank goodness for the scientific marvel that is the microwavable frozen breakfast sandwich.You might be thinking: No frozen breakfast sandwich could compete with its freshly prepared counterpart. And you’d be right. But I found five that can get you pretty dang close, all ready in the amount of time it takes to get dressed.