We’re not asking for shit for free, we’re asking for literal cash! Also us: “we’ve worked really hard but are disappointed with how it turns out most of America lives in real life, so fund our move to an idyllic intown location full of shops cafes and culture where it’s also easy to get around! (And which fits my particular racial spidey-sense!) Also us: “How are supposed to move all this huge shit?” Looks like you probably won’t, it will never fit in the quaint bungalow on the park anyway.