White House aide Natalie Harp is drawing scrutiny from many political observers. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Harp and her background.Education: Liberty University School of Blond Woman BusinessJob Title: Senior Girl to the PresidentQualifications: Made a nice diorama of the Oval OfficeYour Estranged Aunt’s Opinion Of Her: “She must be President Trump’s guardian angel. Look at her last name: Harp. That’s no coincidence.”Special Skills: Fawning, kowtowing, exalting Greatest Strength: Doesn’t take up too much space in catering containerDream Name: Natalie TrumpAccess to Nuclear Codes: Fuck, probablyThe post Political Profile: Natalie Harp appeared first on The Onion.