/u/CherryBellezaa on Give me your kayak and I’ll let you come use it sometimes! I know you don’t get if you don’t ask but this seems a little ridiculous, kayaks are expensive, especially large ones.

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Exactly, the trade isn't even pretending to be balanced. "Give me your expensive kayak and I'll entertain letting you see it again" is basically entitlement with extra paperwork