Every company is suddenly an AI company. Compute is an asset. Cars are flying. We’ve been promised robots — again. It’s time again to dig through earnings reports, listen to investor calls, and call out the latest wins and losses from around the tech sector and what it means for where the companies go next.Sure, let’s smoosh SpaceX and Tesla together, who caresJust because Tesla’s Optimus is in production doesn’t mean it’s actually readyIn Meta’s version of the future, I’ll have my Muse call your MuseTesla says customers can add their own vehicles to the robotaxi fleet next year — will it happen?Meta to create a new class of shares to fund AI pushMeta says it would’ve made over $22 billion if it didn’t have to pay a child safety settlementNot even flying Roadsters can lift Tesla’s flat Q3 revenuesTesla and SpaceX are discussing a possible merger, Musk saysSpaceX will try catching Starship and its booster for first time, Musk saysNetflix is telling investors not to worry, even though you’re watching less and lessSpaceX says big AI growth fueled revenue jump