/u/sevenumbrellas on Man looing for an adult HUMAN female who’s no more than 180lbs, doesn’t wear makeup and has no tattoos or piercings

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I love when post these laundry lists of "NON-NEGOTIABLE" things they need from their partner, but it doesn't even occur to them that they also need to have something to offer. It's not enough to be his perfect build-a-bride, she's also supposed to have no preferences, tastes, or needs of her own.