/u/PunnilyEnough on Man looing for an adult HUMAN female who’s no more than 180lbs, doesn’t wear makeup and has no tattoos or piercings

Wait 5 sec.

Yeah if he had approached this differently and I was looking, he might’ve had a shot. Though if he’s looking for a meek and mild mannered subservient exotic bride…yeah no because I’m fiercely vocal and not afraid to “lay hands” on a brother in Christ…